Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Celestial Maintenance Problems


This morning, directly after breakfast I went outside to play in the garden. 
Rapidly, however, the sky darkened and began leaking water at an alarming rate.  
This serious rupture apparently created an electrical problem Up There, because Lights also kept flickering on and off.  

It seems that Gods can't see well in the dark, because They immediately began crashing into the furniture and making a terrible booming racket!

I considered the possibility of one of Them tripping and then tumbling out of the sky and landing on Yours Truly.  “Squished by a God” might look impressive in history books, but I certainly did not want that to be MY epitaph!

I streaked through the garden, then skidded across the porch and  planted myself halfway up the screened entrance to my witch’s cottage.  There I clung for several long minutes, dripping wet and mewing piteously.  She finally had the grace to open the door and pry me off the screen.

And…can you believe it?  My witch was laughing!  She must be powerful indeed that a Heavenly Catastrophe of this magnitude only causes her amusement.

As for this little cat?  Well...  Yours Truly shall be securely tucked under his witch's bed until the Gods get this whole plumbing and electrical problem sorted out!

50 comments:

  1. Such an awful experience for you, Grimalkin! The booming and leaking must have been chilling!

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  2. Sometimes as I sit in an open window, I think about going outside and wandering about... and then I think of your experiences with various other creatures and now.. God's pouring water, being noisy, and throwing lights around.. well that is just too much! I will stay right inside our cottage and leave this adventuring to you Grimalkin! Love, Wisteria of Comfrey Cottages xx

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  3. What a harrowing experience for a little kitty! I've missed you, Grimalkin!

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  4. Grimalkin, I just wanted you to know that I have just nominated you for a “Very Inspiring Blogger Award.” I enjoy your blog so much and I hope that you accept this award in the spirit in which it was intended! So, here are the rules should wish to accept this award: Display the award logo on your blog, Link back to the person who nominated you, State 7 things about yourself, Nominate 15 others for this award and link to them, Notify those bloggers of the nominations and the award's requirements.

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  5. My dog Shadow agrees with you about the storms.
    Instead of hiding Shadow dos a remarkable imatation of velco ,attaching her self to me or my husband.


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  6. I'm with you on hiding from storms Grimalkin! Nasty, wet and noisy things they are! :)

    I enjoy your blog a great deal, and I’ve nominated you for the Witchy Blog Award!
    http://ayslynscorner.wordpress.com/2012/10/31/witchy-blog-award/

    I really hope you don't mind, and would like to participate....

    *Hugs and a catnip mouse bribe*

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