Dimensional Danger!

I was trotting across the road today, innocently minding my own business, when suddenly a huge, noisy 4-wheeled people-carrier rounded the bend and bore down on me!

Of course, with my lightening –like reflexes, I scampered easily out of its way. 

However, my witch witnessed my near escape, snatched me up and squeezed me so tightly I could hardly breathe!  She then proceeded to give me a Great Lecture.

These chariots, she told me, are “Dimensional  Transmogrifiers” that  can transform  3-dimensional pussy-cats into only 2-dimensions.  Imagine!

I thought this sounded rather interesting, but my witch assured me that it was Not Good.