I was trotting across the road today, innocently minding my own business, when suddenly a huge, noisy 4-wheeled people-carrier rounded the bend and bore down on me!
Of course, with my lightening –like reflexes, I scampered easily out of its way.
However, my witch witnessed my near escape, snatched me up and squeezed me so tightly I could hardly breathe! She then proceeded to give me a Great Lecture.
These chariots, she told me, are “Dimensional Transmogrifiers” that can transform 3-dimensional pussy-cats into only 2-dimensions. Imagine!
I thought this sounded rather interesting, but my witch assured me that it was Not Good.