I am a creature of earth and, as such, I definitely know where I should be doing my business!
It seems my witch has “other ideas”. She actually scolded me the other day for digging a hole in the earth around one of the larger plants she keeps captive in the house!
There I was, in mid-stream no less, when she plucked me up, carted me into the bathroom, and planted my butt in a plastic box full of sand!
Of course, I immediately jumped out, gave her the Look she deserved, and stalked off.