Today I killed a terrible dragon! It was a duel to the death, but I won!
Afterward, I was so proud that I dragged its giant carcass into the castle to show my witch and the older, slower cats.
My witch called the dragon a baby lizard and did not seem pleased. Shows how much SHE knows. However, I’ll forgive her and continue to slay dragons so the garden is safe for her to play in.