My witch has a new hobby. She brings objects home in bags made of paper, takes them out and proceeds to wrap them in different paper.
Some of the things she brings home in the paper bags are removed and placed in different paper bags. She then stuffs more paper on top so the items inside are buried.
When she’s done, she places them under my tree.
At first I thought it was a marvelous new game that she had created for me. They were under MY tree after all! So I dove into my new playthings and had a glorious time killing the ribbons and pulling the tissue paper out of each of the bags and shredding it.
However, it seems that I was, once more, mistaken. At any rate, I was soundly scolded when she discovered the aftermath of my game. She carefully re-wrapped the objects and found fresh tissue to stuff in the bags. I was then warned to leave them alone.