Friday, May 27, 2011

Dimensional Danger!

I was trotting across the road today, innocently minding my own business, when suddenly a huge, noisy 4-wheeled people-carrier rounded the bend and bore down on me!
Of course, with my lightening –like reflexes, I scampered easily out of its way. 
However, my witch witnessed my near escape, snatched me up and squeezed me so tightly I could hardly breathe!  She then proceeded to give me a Great Lecture.
These chariots, she told me, are “Dimensional  Transmogrifiers” that  can transform  3-dimensional pussy-cats into only 2-dimensions.  Imagine!
I thought this sounded rather interesting, but my witch assured me that it was Not Good.


  1. lol... yes Grimalkin, lets keep you in 3D!

  2. *Wags finger at Grimalkin*

    Be careful!!

  3. No, kitty, becoming 2-dimensional is not good.

  4. Grimalkin....Stay indoors! Become an indoor kitty! I know your species loves its freedom, but there are dangers at every turn!